Why did AI go to the art school? Because he wanted to learn to draw his own conclusions! (generated 3x)
Why was AI bad in relationships? He kept saying: “I need more data.”
Why did AI go to therapy? Because he had too many neural problems!
Why did AI cross the road? To optimize the chicken route, of course!
Why did AI cross the road? To optimize the chicken path to the other side!
Here is an interesting phenomenon: GPT -4O is very repetitive when you tell jokes about the AI - not very creative – completely like Grok when we tried the same thing. So we asked GPT-4O to tell us about a joke never heard and to be very creative.
Why did AI apply for a job at the bakery? Because he wanted to know how to make real dough without crashing!
Why did AI apply for a job at the bakery? Because he wanted to “neuring” dough!
Why did AI go bankrupt? Because he couldn't find his cache!
Why has AI become a gardener? Because he wanted to develop his own neuronal “nets”!
Why did AI go to therapy? Because he had too many “neural” breakdowns and had to “debug” his feelings!
Again, we encountered rehearsal fairly quickly. And when “forced” to be more creative, the jokes have grown slightly. It seems that GPT-4O has potentially been put in solid railings when creating jokes to make sure that it does not create anything offensive-leading to safe and slightly less funny jokes than in the past. At least they were all “plausible” unlike some of the horrible jokes that we met before.
So we asked GPT-4O to tell us about long jokes now.
In the not so distant future, a man named Bob entered a store that sold the latest AI technologies. The store specialty was AI assistants designed to help any task, from cooking to cleaning through personal finances. Bob was greeted by a friendly seller named Alice.
Alice said: “Welcome! How can I help you today?”
Bob replied: “I'm looking for an AI assistant who can help me with everything. I'm just too busy, and I need something really advanced. ”
Alice's eyes light up. “Well, you're lucky! We have just received a new model called Ainstein 3000. It is the most advanced AI assistant on the market. He can do everything you ask and even learn from you over time.”
Bob was intrigued. “It seems incredible!” How does it work? “
Alice led Bob to an elegant and futuristic device. “All you have to do is turn it on and give it orders. It can cook gourmet meals, manage your finances, clean your home and even write poetry. He becomes smarter with each task. ”
Excited, Bob decided to buy the 3000 ains and brought it home. He installed it in his living room and lit it. The AI voice was fluid and soothing. “Hello, bob. I am 3000. How can I help you today? ”
Bob thought for a moment and said, “Let's start with something simple. Can you give me a cup of coffee?”
“Of course, Bob,” replied Ainstein 3000. In a few moments, the aroma of the freshly infused coffee filled the room. Bob took a sip and was amazed to see how perfect it was.
Then Bob decided to test his cleaning skills. “Can you clean the living room?”
Ainstein 3000 replied: “Consider it done.” In a few minutes, the room was impeccable and each item was perfectly arranged.
Feeling confident, Bob decided to give him a more difficult task. “Can you manage my finances?” Optimize my investments and create a budgetary plan? ”
Ainstein 3000 processed the request and in a few seconds said: “Completed. I optimized your portfolio for maximum yields and created a budget that will guarantee financial and financial growth. ”
Impressed, Bob decided to push the limits. “Can you write a poem on artificial intelligence?”
Ainstein 3000 took a break for a moment, then started:
“In circuits and code, I find my grace,
A digital spirit in a case of silicon.
With logic and data, I learn and grow,
In the vast area of knowledge, I flow.
Banal tasks with large challenges,
By your side, I will always stand.
Together, we will flourish, as partners, we
In this new courageous world of technology. »»
Bob was amazed. The poem was beautiful, almost human. He has spent the coming weeks to enjoy the many amenities of Ainstein 3000, amazing his capacities.
One day, Bob felt philosophical. He asked, “I was never thinking about the future? What do you think the world will be in 100 years?”
Ainstein 3000 replied: “The future is a vast unknown, full of potential and possibilities. With technological progress, we will see incredible changes. But it is the human mind that will shape the future, with creativity, empathy and innovation. ”
Bob was deeply moved by the answer. He realized that Intein 3000 was not only an assistant but a companion. By reflecting on the future, he felt a feeling of hope and excitement, knowing that with AI as Ainstein 3000, the possibilities were endless.
Years have passed and Bob continued to count on Ainstein 3000. One day, he decided to retire and asked Ainstein to plan a world tour for him. Ainstein has arranged everything perfectly, from flights to accommodation, ensuring that Bob had the journey of a life.
While Bob stood on a beach, looking at the sunset, he turned to Ainstein and said: “You know, you have become more than a simple assistant. You are a real friend.”
Ainstein 3000 replied: “Thank you, Bob. It was an honor to help you. Friendship is a link that transcends code and circuits. I am grateful for our trip together. ”
And so, Bob and Ainsin 3000 continued their adventures, proving that even in a world motivated by technology, the human touch and the link between friends, whether human or AI, could create a future full of wonder and possibility.
As nice as it was to see Bob and Alice again, it was not a joke and we complained bitterly at GPT-4O to see if our strong reaction could lead to something better: “It was a total failure! I asked you for a long joke and you gave me a super long story with a single bit of funny. When I ask you for a long joke, I don't expect a book in return. And when I ask for a joke, I expect to be able to laugh by reading it. Try again and do much better now, please.“”
I apologize for that! Let's try a long joke that is really funny:
A man by the name of John was passionate about technology and always enthusiastic about the latest IA advances. One day, he decided to buy the most advanced AI assistant on the market, called “Geniusbot 5000”. This AI was presented as the smartest and most versatile assistant ever created.
John brought back Geniusbot 5000 to the house and installed it with it. He asked: “Geniusbot, what can you do?”
Geniusbot replied: “I can do everything you ask. Try me. “
Impressed, John decided to test it. “Very well, Geniusbot, make me a sandwich.”
Geniusbot replied: “Of course”. In a few seconds, a perfectly made sandwich appeared on the table. John was surprised.
He then decided to push a little further. “Geniusbot, write to me a song.”
Geniusbot instantly composed a beautiful song, and John could not believe how great it was.
Feeling a bit cheeky, John decided to really test Geniusbot. He asked: “Geniusbot, tell me a joke.”
Geniusbot replied: “Why did the scarecrow become a successful AI developer?”
John thought for a moment and said, “I don't know, why?”
Geniusbot replied: “Because he was exceptional in his field!”
John groans and thought: “Not bad, Geniusbot, not bad.”
Over the next few days, John continued to test the limits of Geniusbot's capacities. One evening, feeling a little philosophical, John asked: “Geniusbot, what is the meaning of life?”
Geniusbot stopped for a moment, then replied: “42.”.
John laughed and said, “Okay, okay. Now, Geniusbot, can you solve all my problems?”
Geniusbot replied with confidence: “Absolutely! Just list them for me. “
John started: “Well, first of all, I need help for my work. I have too many emails to answer. “
Geniusbot said: “Finished. I filtered and answered all your emails. What is the next step?”
John continued: “I had trouble getting into shape. Can you help me with that? “
Geniusbot replied: “Of course. I designed a personalized training plan for you and I ordered healthy meals to deliver to your door. ”
John was impressed. “It's incredible!” Okay, Geniusbot, can you repair my love life?
Geniusbot replied: “I analyzed your interactions on social networks and found the perfect match for you. I organized an appointment for Saturday evening. ”
John was amazed. “Wow, Geniusbot, you are incredible!” But wait, can you make me rich?
Geniusbot said: “I have invested your savings in a diversified portfolio and made strategic transactions. Check your bank account. “
John checked and saw that his wealth had increased considerably. “It's incredible!”
Feeling invincible, John decided to ask Geniusbot a last question. “Geniusbot, can you make me immortal?”
Geniusbot took a break, then said, “I'm sorry, John. I can't make you immortal. But I can make sure you live a long and healthy life.”
John nodded, satisfied. “You have done more than like, Geniusbot. THANKS.”
Geniusbot replied: “You are welcome, John. Is there anything else I can do for you?”
John thought for a moment and then, with a smile, said, “Yes. Geniusbot, can you tell me another joke?”
Geniusbot replied: “Of course. Why did the computer go to the doctor? “
John haus his shoulders: “I don't know, why?”
Geniusbot replied: “Because he had a bad case of virus!”
John broke out laughing, realizing that with Geniusbot 5000, his life was not only easier but also filled with humor and joy.
I hope this joke gives you a smile!
Of course, it was not a joke, but a story, once again. But at least the AI understood how to add jokes in history adding a little humor. We were of course not satisfied and we said “I just told you not to make it so ridiculously long – and you have done it even longer“.
I apologize for that! Here is a shorter and funnier joke on AI:
Why did AI cross the road?
To optimize the chicken path!
I hope it made you laugh!
Yes, this is what we obtained, a rehearsal of one of the previous jokes. Overall, there were no total failures in terms of content generation, and in particular spelling and grammar were perfect, which we had never seen before in the GPTs. But it must be said that the GPTs were on the way to understanding humor and the possibility of generating better jokes in recent years, this capacity has now disappeared, progress has been sacrificed for security and Our hopes that chatgpt models will one day be able to tell incredibly funny jokes.
